he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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