I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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