What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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