Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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