The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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