Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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