She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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