I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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