he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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