after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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