Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize