Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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