and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
