Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Watching her eat just hurts me
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
These tits shall not be calmed
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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