drinking out of a sandbucket again
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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