just survived the first fart of the relationship.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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