last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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