nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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