Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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