and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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