it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
