So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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