Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just pee around me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
