Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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