I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
