Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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