Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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