But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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