I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
tell me about the eggs
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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