I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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