I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
