clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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