im gay
i know
yea but for you.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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