i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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