yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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