You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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