Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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