he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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