uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Is Oprah even human
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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