she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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