is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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