Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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