Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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