i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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