You surviving the open bar?
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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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