Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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