I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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