who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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