I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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