How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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